...I passed a kidney stone, it really hurt. Thanks to my parents for providing me with insurance (and whatever else has to be paid), which got me two repokes, a spiked vein, two generous sacks of saline solution, pain medication, a hospital bed, a gown, a lubed finger or two in the ass, more fingers feeling around under the genitals [*COUGH*], countless blood pressure tests, a piss test, an ultrasound, a CAT scan, a wheelchair, a TV with access to Adult Swim and a remote. I was there for 4 hours or more; blessed be Our Lady of Cable Television and blessed be Our Lady of Intravenous Drugs, for they compliment each other well. I was somewhere in the middle of Aqua Teen Hunger Force when they discharged me. I signed what I had to sign and they gave me a dish to piss in (for home use) and a filter cup; the goal is to catch the stone and learn what the fuck it is (think of it like filtering for gold out of your piss).

Tino's Words Du Jour: L Bomb, French Army, Nonconformist, WAFU, Creamstyler, Pen15

Now I'm off to finish the homework I never started. If I have time, I'll start on the most fucked up I Anonymous The Stranger has ever seen, I just hope it's not too criminal to print. It should serve, in some sense, the same purpose as an urban myth.